He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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