the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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