if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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