all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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