i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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