Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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