I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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