i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i was born a porn star she said
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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