Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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