I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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