how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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