Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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