Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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