hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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