I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now