I think i peed on brittanys purse
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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