I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.