Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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