I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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