tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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