Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I just pynch a tree in the face
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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