I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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