I wanna bring you to show and tell
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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