please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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