you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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