connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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