Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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