Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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