I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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