How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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