i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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