She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
How's work?
Spinning.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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