He kissed a someone with a penis
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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