White coat. Heels.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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