we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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