C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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