awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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