Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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