Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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