At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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