Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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