He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
as a side note pls kill me
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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