Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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