i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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