with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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