Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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