Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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