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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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