you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
now i know why i became what i already was.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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