Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i think my cat just said my name.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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