I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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