Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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