I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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