I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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