Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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