This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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